Monday, December 12, 2011

December 12, 2011

silly scripture of the week is Leviticus 12:20

well last week i wrote that 85% of members are inactive in the Philippines. and that in NO WAY is an exaggeration. for the past few months our mission president has commissioned us to use the CMIS and to reactivate inactive families in order to find new investigators. this is because out of 645,000 members in the Philippines only 115,000 are active (only 15% active members). this was months ago and now the area presidency has announced a new plan to reactivate members which is basically what we've been doing already because our president is on the ball. he's a revelatory man.

cool snacks to cook when i get home:
tempura- some sort of crab/shrimp/fish thing that is deep fried
buko salad- coconut and fruits mixed with condensed milk
taho- kinda like tofu mixed with syrup and "frog eggs" noodles
yema-caramel and condensed milk mixed with powdered milk
shoi pao- Chinese meat pie/sandwich
shoi mai- Chinese shrimp covered in lumpia wrappers
saging que- bananas deep fried in sugar
puto- rice ground up and used as flour in a little cake
lumpia- egg rolls that have either banana or rice in the and then deep fried

well that's all the snacks for right now. i will need to cook them when i get home. they are yum yums.
also, i've come to understand the culture a lot better. when they say that i have a big nose, it is a nice compliment (even though it's rude in america). calling someone fat doesn't hurt their feelings. gambling after a death is like casting lots and letting fate decide the inheritance.

when i get home, i'm gonna seem weird because i've started to like a few mormon songs (not hymns) which are more like those evangelist songs. kinda like FYE songs. don't worry i still love my old favorite but i'll be listening to a few weird songs. i'll also probably have an obsession with bamboo things.

December 5, 2011

silly scripture of the week is Deuteronomy 22:11
well not much to write about. i'm over dengue and back to working everyday. things seem to slow down in the wilderness area. time goes by quickly and it feels like we slow down. there's just nothing to do but walk or maybe i can try this new fad called uh, jogging. I believe it's jogging or yogging. it might be a soft j. I'm not sure but apparently you just run for an extended period of time. It's supposed to be wild. maybe i can do that but i'd be going nowhere because we don't do much.
we have a lot of lesson though. but I've stopped caring about lessons because the only number that matters is baptisms. i also don't feel prepared in the language to become senior. i've been avoiding that one because i don't want to do finding on my own. i hate finding, using the ward list works best because in the Philippines 85% of the people are inactive because everyone gets offended at everything or they just don't care.
but pretty soon i'm gonna have to step up. i feel rather fluent at doctrinal aspects and teaching skills. the only thing that i'm lacking is the language. some people just don't get it, and i'm one of them. maybe it's lack of confidence that keeps me from progressing and lack of communication because i'm not too talkative. maybe someday i'll go to the office and use these skills that i've learned there.
cool snack to make is biscocho. really it's just sugar, egg, and butter. topped onto a peice of bread and microwaved.
another good snack is piaya, i don't know how they make it but it is like a tortilla/pancake with syrup cooked in the middle.
theatheatheathats all folks

November 28, 2011

silly scripture of the week is Deuteronomy 22:5

we had 6 baptisms last week. woot! their names are; Ma. Elana Eladia Besa, Jonel Bryan Dujale, Jericho Alvarez Rocero, Jerickyll Alvarez Rocero, Jonalee Alvarez Rocero, Kristel Kim Alvarez Rocero. they're a good family and fun to be around.

me and my companion are doing alright. no real problems anymore.

last week i saw a flipped sugar cane truck, i loled. it's actually not that uncommon. the semi truck drivers here are actually VERY careless and most of the time VERY drunk and drive VERY fast. so it's good to stay as far away from the street as possible because it's VERY dangerous. riding on trikes is how i get along and it's kinda safe. i ride on them standing up and it's like riding a chariot.

this last week, around the time that people were eating turkey in america, i was bitten by a mosquito carrying the dengue virus. because like i said, the house is infested with mosquitoes. well dengue sucks. it's like having LBM but worse. fortunately the worst has passed and i showed that dengue whose boss around these parts. even with dengue i was able to perform the baptism. you just gotta keep on keeping on. the worst part was when i had a fever of 102 and there was no water. stupid water companies here are useless. i could go on for hours about how ridiculous the water companies are here. but the whole dengue thing isn't very safe so i need to watch it closely. also elder lopez had sore eyes which also sucks and is contagious.

at our house, we have a moma mary statue which i toss my leftovers at and the cats outside eat them. they are very big on worshipping statues here. weird considering that one of the ten commandments is not to worship. dogs sometimes wander in our yard too but they scare easily. i don't even need to throw a rock, the dogs in the Philippines see you pretend to pick up a rock and they'll start running.

there is a nice drink that i like here. i just call it buko (which is coconut) it is; coconut milk, coconut rind, sugar. and condensed milk. it's pretty good.

well anyways i gotta go and teach that dengue a lesson.

November 21, 2011

Silly scripture of the week is Leviticus 19:14

the area that i'm in is more of a wilderness/ town. it's kinda nice but not my thing. the water still sucks and never has any pressure. so it's like camping everyday. the house is ok, it's not too hot right now/here so that's refeshing. we also have a washer machine (horrible by american washer machine standards) the house get's infested with mosquitoes at night but i sprayed permethrine everywhere. that should get rid of them. we have a coconut tree, mango tree, and papaya trees. none of them are close to being ripe. i climbed the coconut tree and grabbed a few of them but the other elders threw them out because they're tards. nothing spiritual has happened in my mission so far.

November 14, 2011

silly scripture of the week is Leviticus 16:8-10

Well, last weeks transfers came and i transferred to Himamaylan in Binalbagan stake. my new companion is Elder Reyes. he is a native Filipino.

well i might as well make another list of people whom i've had a hand in baptizing.

Jeau Budaca Nugpo

Riaphen Sarosa Catalan

Roy Ryan Bernales

Herman Suarez Jison

Charina Apsay Mendoza

Angela Nombre Bonza

Natasha Suarez Roquero

Nico Navarra Amihan

Lourdes Furrosuelo Atim Jumanguin

Lovely Rose Boracio Glaraga

Angelica Bernadas Deseo

Anamay Dernadas Deseo

Rhoann Dernadas Deopita

Jeany Bernales Glaraga

Charmay Tipon Anecita

Donamy Sta. Maria Caparon

Lyca Nicole Sta. Maria Caparon

Ryan Quillo Mabalon

Rica Mendoza Mabalon

and people who were baptized after i transferred

Rose Canete Olida

Raymond

well not much more time left, see you next week.

Monday, November 7, 2011

November 8, 2011

silly scripture of the week is Genesis 38

just a friendly reminder. DON"T USE POUCH! IT'S USELESS! thank you.

well nothing really to talk about. nothing has really happened. transfers are coming up. probably won't transfer though. And that's it! Now let's do this!

Nov 1, 2011

silly scripture of the week is 1 Nephi 2:15

well for this week, in terms of teaching was a failure. i can safely say that it was the worst week of my mission. our teaching numbers can't get very much lower... there won't be any baptisms for a while...

well all is well though. it's still hot, which may seem weird to people back at home. but like i stated before, there is no cool/cold season. only hot and wet season and hot and wetter. for instance, i was inside my apartment around 10 in the morning laying next to my fan on full blast and i was covered in sweat. our house is pretty much a brick oven though, it has a metal roof and the walls are all cinder block. so while inside i am extremely thirsty, but during the day, there is hardly any water pressure due to it coming from a water tank for the whole subdivision. so sometimes i am like sponge bob in Sandy's tank trying to get water. ao yeah, it's still hot. i'm sweating right now writing this and it's 7 PM.

Alijis branch is now becoming a ward. yay! i don't really know what that does but ok!

this week, i have come to the realization that fat mike still owes me my cookies. with compiled interest from the past 6 years, that pretty much amounts to 100 dollars worth of cookies. i'm gonna get me those cookies.

speaking of food, they have super mario rice here. no joke, it's actually legit. (not from Nintendo though)

well i don't really have much else to say. for the past few weeks, it seems that i have been wasting my time walking around doing nothing. i guess i can tell everyone about how the priesthood class always goes into irrelevant doctrinal subject and how me and elder phelps have given up on trying to correct them...

oh well.... see ya.

Sunday, October 30, 2011

October 24, 2011

silly scripture of the week is Exodus 4:24-26

for anyone curious as to missionary work, read the march 2007 new era. i found that it was a pretty accurate representation of what it's like to be on a mission. also, just a friendly reminder, pouch mail is useless. don't use it.

this week, we had 2 more baptisms and a wedding on the same day. the two were the same ones who got married and baptized later that day. Ryan Quillo Mabalon and Rica Mendoza Mabalon. it was a good day because of course, there was food. then the next day, i got to see sis Christine and grace again because they came and visited alijis branch. i then went to a pretty far off place and played with cows and carabaw after a baptismal interview. i then rode home on the 3rd most dangerous spot on a jeepney which is my favorite spot (it's the tailgate). we went on a long road that went by sugar cane fields which was really relaxing and a nice end to a good weekend.

well i have so far spent 300 days on a mission. This is madness! and i've still got a bunch more... oh, well, when in rome...

learned something new this week. actually just realized it, not new information. "lady gaga" in illong and tagolog means "lady stupid".

also actually learned something new, well not new, i knew it before but forgot to write it down. there is a volcano on my island. i saw the fire coming from it the other night when i was on splits in a kinda wilderness area. it was kewl.

also, i saw a huge cock fighting arena, this was about as big as a basketball stadium and looked kinda like one of those spiral circular buildings used to go up to the carpark on the third island in crackdown. i don't know how else to explain it but i know that game very well because i found all 500 agility orbs (which was really really hard) so i know the map very well and it looks a lot like it. i'm serious.

i also saw a drunk Filipino midget...

maybe sometime soon, i'll need to get my wisdom teeth pulled out. but i'm kinda stuck in the Philippines and i don't get much free time or money... dewd ghey

You stay classy Phoenix, i'm Elder Johnson?

October 17, 2011

silly scripture of the week is Proverbs 27:14

2 baptisms this week. their names are Donamy Sta. Maria Caparon and Lyca Nicole Sta. Maria Caparon.

i learned this week that banago (fifth ward area) was the worst part of the city in terms of drugs, prostitution and gangs. it makes sense because it's almost completely squaters areas but they squat literally right next door to the richest part of the city (Santa Clara). it makes sense how i had a hard time with people being rude. this area, no one is really rude or obnoxious but they are not normally receptive either. oh well, can't have everything. the houses are normally rich enough to have AC but they still don't have it here, neither in the chapel. apparently they don't have enough faith to pay a full tithes so they won't receive the blessing of AC.

2 new uses for tires; floor mats and rooster houses.

one thing that's pretty funny to see everywhere is people wearing bags on their heads. they only do it when it is raining, but even still, the bag does nothing but keep your hair dry. i've been told that apparently they believe that people get sick when they get rain on their hair. getting regular water on your hair is ok, also it's only your head. you don't need to worry about your body.

i have learned a valuable lesson this week. sometimes green bananas are ripe and yellow bananas are not ripe. elder phelps took a yellow banana thinking that it was ripe and it wasn't. and i took a green banana (of a different type) and it was. just exactly how this is valuable, i don't know. maybe it will help me in picking out bananas in the future.

speaking of fruits, i've been eating mango float for the past two weeks and in no way is that depressing.

as of right now, i should be good on the socks and shoes front. maybe there can be preparations to send more because they won't arrive here for a few months after you send it.

also, general conference was fun. they had AC and the messages were really good. and yes we are "real missionaries" lol

well i gotta cheese it. ttyl

Oct 10, 2011

Silly scripture of the week is 2 Kings 8:15

Well this week has been rather hard. we've only been able to get four teachings in this area. it's mainly because this area (alijis) is only subdivisions and everyone is always working during the day then busy at night. there aren't as many obnoxious and rude people everywhere though and i haven't had to deal with annoying kids for a while, mainly because there aren't squatters here. the area is a decent place to live, it's kinda like what you would picture in Japanese houses. i got sent to a hard area, but i don't think it was as punishment or anything but rather as a way to improve and to help this area to improve as well. 3 of the past 4 APs came through this area so it can't be bad. my areas so far have only been in the city of bacolod, (3rd ward, 5th ward, Alijis) that may or may not be a good thing. i donno, i think president normally sends the bad missionaries to the most far away and isolated places on the island.

one nice thing here is that there is a mini market just a few minutes walk away from our house. they sell all the stuff we need to eat and survive including donuts. so i've been managing off of that kinda food for a while. i've been eating nothing but junk food for the past few weeks yet i am still skinny. oh well, can't complain.

the chapel that we go to is a two story one, so far, i've been in 3 2-story chapels but this is the first that i am assigned to.

three new uses that i've discovered for tires: table, chair, swing set, lilu dallas multipass.

also, chickens are very important here, elder Phelps summed it up in this statement, "you can kick their dog, their cat, and sometimes even their kids, but don't you ever touch their chickens" i laughed at that because it's true. chickens are a big investment in the Philippines for the fights.

the house that i'm living in is small but it works ok to keep the rain off of us and to keep people from stealing our stuff while we are working. no AC though, oh and worms somehow end up on the bathroom floor all the time. i think they come up from the shower drain.

well i am a busy man, i need to go feed my tamagotchi right now before it eats it's own poop so until next week, i bid you all adieu.

Monday, October 3, 2011

October 2, 2011

silly scripture of the week is John 11:35

well transfers came and i was transferred to Alijis branch. that's a branch, not a ward. it's smaller, so it needs more help to be a ward, mainly more Melchizedek priesthood holders. i'm not sure what i can do to help improve this area but i will try my best. to help the work, i try to think why president would want me in this area (what does he want me to do for this area) and then i think about what i can put in to this area to accomplish his purpose. well, i'll just have to see. it'll be hard to get lessons because everyone is always working during the day and when they get home, they are always busy (cooking, washing, etc..). this last week, we were only able to get in around 7 lessons! granted, i'm still new here so a lot of it had to do with the transfers. oh and my new companion is Elder Phelps. he's a pretty big guy and he's zone leader right now. he'll be going home this December so he's pretty far in his mission but not trunky yet. (maybe just a lil)

even though i had to put up with a lot in fifth ward, i will still miss a lot of people. the hardest part about transfers wasn't coming to a new place or new ward but having to say goodbye to the old ward. Especially to sister Christine and Grace and brother Padul. they have worked a lot with us, Angelo, Ellen and JR as well, it was sad to leave. we had a ward missionary FHE to say goodbye and it was really good night (the day was pretty funny. i'll talk about that later). but i'm not very far away. i'm still in the city, as a matter of fact, i saw sister Christine today at SM but she'll be going to America soon so it was pretty much goodbye. i guess i won't need very much candy for them anymore.

so the funny thing that happened last week was that there was this crazy white lady who doesn't like mormons which was wandering around the church trying to find missionaries. namely white american ones, also namely in my area. she went to the church after everyone had left and was asking a lot of prying questions. she was able to find out where we live and dropped a letter in our mailbox (also there was some noise the night before) it said "aliens, i would like u to come to where i am, belle's pension house. Caroline Ossario" well me and Elder Woodford didn't go because that note sounds like a trap (i wanted to go and find out what it was like in scooby doo). it sounds dangerous i know. we texted the AP's and they gave told us that they knew the name, apparently she went to the office as well. but the next day at district meeting she shows up and is yelling at elder woodford really rudely and he's doing his best to calm her down. i was in the toilet at the time and when i came out i told her that she was trespassing on private property and that if she didn't leave then i would call the police. she didn't like that so i called them, but no answer... go figure. anyways, i come back and let her know that i called the police and that she should leave. i called her "sister" and she yells at me not to call her "sister" because she wasn't my sister and then spits at me. she missed though because i'm like Neo and i can dodge a wrench and a car. i called her "sister" a few times after that just to hit the point across and she tells me to get out of the country and that i'm an alien. apparently she doesn't like Americans in the Philippines, especially Mormons. but the real kicker is that i asked her where she was from (sarcastically) and she said that she was from here. she's white, doesn't know how to speak illongo only English, told elder Woodford that she was from america and she's mad that i'm here.... well, i've been yelled at, spit at and persecuted for my religion, i'm a true Mormon missionary. I really just laughed it off though, it was hilarious! she knows not to try that one again, i won't take that.

oh and i was hugged by a drunk guy the other day. it was actually pretty scary because he was yelling the whole time and halfway across the street he pulled something out of his back pocket. at first i thought it could be a knife but it turns out that it was just a tanduay rhum bottle and he left it so that a car would run it over. he hugged Elder Phelps for a really long time and then later he touched my butt while i was getting into the jeepney. pretty hilarious as well.

i've learned why nobody in the Philippines gets married. the Criteria is ridiculously hard and expensive. at least if you get married first. if you get married after five years of living together and have kids, well then it's a little easier but that just makes people wait to get married, if they get married at all. not to mention, it's almost impossible to get a divorce. thereby making people have kids out of wedlock for fear of getting married and wanting a divorce and being stuck together. this is just another one of those ideas that would be great in theory and in a perfect world would work just fine but it fails miserably in real life application.

also, the weather has been pretty rough, (still hot though) lightning hit really close to our house and knocked the power out for a while. it came back a little later that night but it was LOUD!
 

September 26, 2011

silly scripture of the week is 1 kings 13:24

1 more baptism this week, Charmay Tipon Anecita. this is our 16th baptism and we have become exceedingly efficient at it. (not really, when you start trusting in yourself and not the spirit, that's when you've lost it)

well i am excited for transfers this week. i will miss a few people in the ward, namely all the recent converts and all the ward missionaries that i've made friends with. also the bernales and villanueva families.

i am excited to get away from a few people whom have been rather rude and useless for the ward. namely a certain old lady who got mad at me for turning on the air conditioner, i have no idea what her problem is but she seems to have a few "psychological problems". she lives on top of a sewer (illegally) down the street from us. she is a self entitled "activist" whom "hates foreigners" and she also is less active, probably because she is easily offended by people in the ward. also, i'm excited to work with a different bishop. the bishop has been rather useless. as a matter of fact, i'm really mad at bishop Patrias of bacolod fifth ward right now for a host of many different reasons. but the last straw was when he was informed repeatedly in advance of a baptism going on last saturday for me and Elder Woodford and rather than preside over it (which is his JOB), he chose to play basketball at no other place but in the chapel parking lot. we could see him through the window playing basketball while the baptism was performed and he could see us through the window performing the baptism while he was playing basketball. this in itself is rude and disrespectful. but it is not the first time that no presiding authority from the bishopric has at one of our baptisms and it is by no means the only problem. a few weeks ago, we had been trying to get records updated because that is one of our tasks given to us by president Tobias. the bishop would not let us on the computer. well that would be alright if they would update the records for us but the don't do anything. either because they don't know how or they are too lazy to. they set a bad example by having the young men break the sabbath to buy the bread and the water every sunday. then after church, the bishopric breaks the sabbath again and buys choocks-to-go (chicken) and eats it in the bishop's office with paper over the window to try and be sneaky. well that's not too bad but they use ward funds to pay for it, which is meant to be used by the young men and women. they have also rudely suggesting that we go into priesthood with them because we are "wasting time at the entrance" (if you tell us something like that, don't get mad when we talk to you about breaking the sabbath). we are not members of the ward. priesthood doesn't start on time (no ward meeting has ever started on time) with the Filipino culture, most people are almost always late. so our investigators are always late. if the missionaries aren't there to greet them, how is their first sunday going to be? no one will show them around, they might go into the other ward's sacrament as well. they are hypocrits by offering food and then getting offended when we take the food. well here's a news flash: if you don't want your food to be eaten, don't offer it to someone else. these are just a few of the problems that i've been facing and there are many more. it is something that needs to be addressed but the person to talk to (the stake president) was playing basketball with bishop patrias while we were having our baptism. and yes, i know that this is very public.

i have tolerated these things for a long time (4 transfers or 6 months) but there is a difference between tolerance and tolerating things. i should have tolerance with them, but i cannot tolerate them doing things like this. every ward has their shortcomings and iniquities, i know that i am not perfect myself. i say and do stupid stuff, and i shouldn't expect them to be without faults. but when the bishop decides that basketball is more important than welcoming a new member, that's when he needs to be released. the bishop should have already been released anyways, he lives outside our ward boundaries. hopefully the high council will do something, if not them, then the area office. i won't back down from this. Jesus Christ had tolerance with the sins of the people but he would not save them in their sins he would not tolerate gamblers inside the temple.

also, the other companionship is back at it again, stealing our referrals and going into our area. It was a big deal last time that it happened. but this time, i'll let it pass because i'm probably transferring. no honor among missionaries i guess. i won't stoop down to their level though.

maybe it's the culture shock that's getting to me. i have to deal with no air conditioning, no washer machine, no clean water, no money, and many more things. i'm in a far away country surrounded by people who see things much differently than me. i'm not given much respect and the people that i should rely on are eating choocks to go inside the bishops office. i'm glad that i've had the wonderful ward missionaries to help hold me and elder woodford up. they have been a tremendous help, even in the face of all these problems (and more). if we didn't have them here for us, we would have given up on bringing investigators to the ward. because what good would it do to bring people to a ward and they see things like that.

also, as thanks for them it would be great if someone could send more hot tamales, red vines, twizzlers, big red, and beef jerky. i have enough razors to last me till the end of my mission (thanks mom i really like the razor) but shoes and socks go by quick. i don't need any canned foods at all, i can buy them here. as a matter of fact, things like tuna are much better to buy here. the fish here is much nicer and fresher than back at home. by the way, i'm poo (if you say poor without the "r" that means that your really poor) so if you send me a package, money would be great to include!

one cultural difference is that the Philippines starts celebrating Christmas in September. (one thing that they're early for) it doesn't even get cold here though. it's always hot! and apparently, they celebrate everything with festivals, parades and fireworks. They even make a big deal out of a baby's first birthday.

everyone here always calls me and Elder Woodford "mga gwapo" which pretty much means "handsome people". We know that it's just because we're white. back at home we're alright looking. but here we can be like "Mmmmm... I look good. I mean really good. Hey everyone... come and see how good I look." but I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.

well i'm about at my 9 month mark, so that's good. 15 more to go.... time flies and goes by really slowly... i'll let you know where i transfer too next week! hopefully i won't have to deal with these problems anymore. 

September 19, 2011

silly scripture of the week is Genesis 34:24-25.
*Correction for Silly Scripture of the week for June 20* Ezra 9:3
*Correction for Silly scripture of the week for August 15* Genesis 19:26

well we had one more baptism this week. her name is Jeany Bernales Glaraga.

it's interesting to note that pictures from back home have people wearing sweaters. when i got here in march, it was hot. and it's been hot since then. today it's still hot. well it sucks to be on the equator at sea level. because there are only two seasons; hot season and hot and rainy season.

this week, i've kinda experienced culture shock. mainly with things that annoy me, like how almost every meeting starts late and how everyone is so easily offended and about how everyone gossips and how little kids always touch my white shirt with their hands after playing in the mud or how they're always asking for money or how they're yelling obscenities all these things compile on themselves and make for a really stressful time. the main way to deal with it is just laugh it off.

even though there are a few things that i get upset with here, there are a lot of things that make the work worth it and easier to deal with, especially having a good strong ward missionary group. i have a lot of respect for the ward missionaries because they put in so much work all the time that it makes me ashamed that i only worked with missionaries for a few hours every week. i especially have respect for Brother Padul (our ward mission leader) who is the most dedicated of them all, not only him but Brother Ponteras has my respect for all of his support. As does Sister Christine whom has probably been the single biggest help for missionaries in fifth ward, Enrique (who is now a missionary) helped to go on splits all the time, and the whole Suarez family whom has been great to us as well.
pretty soon, i'll probably be transferring from fifth ward, so i just wanna remember the people who made my stay here great.

September 12, 2011

silly scripture of the week is Job 41

so this week was pretty unexciting. a lot of the things that i have been doing seem more or less like working in a business or in some government organization. for instance, elder woodford and i have been acting as teaching aides for an English class run by one of our members. this has helped us to find investigators (it's one of the finding ideas inside of preach my gospel) but it has also given us the opportunity to do a community service project where we graded a bunch of English teachers on their pronunciation of the language. it was an interview style of examination and many of the teachers were REALLY nervous, probably because they thought that their job was on the line. we were just grading them though and then the administrator would make his decisions from those grades. it was so weird to be on the other side of the interview table, seeing people come in shaking and scared really made me feel like i was more of a business man for a while.

it's funny how we can be completely professional in a nice air conditioned building in a nice comfortable chair and then go out and walk in mud and on bamboo bridges. immediately after finishing with all that business stuff we went to banago to a member's house. there, they have a lot of ducks and a mama duck. the kids are scared of the mama duck because it attacks them (to protect it's kids). but the duck knows not to mess with us. we picked her up and scared the kids with the duck. ducks don't bite hard, they kinda tickle. i'm sure that duck will be eaten sometime soon because the kids were trying to fight back. it's taken me a while and it's sad, but i've kinda become ok with seeing animals die here. i've seen so many things die that i kinda just don't care anymore. and besides, it's what we eat.

i've also had a business type difficulty. one of the new tasks that we have been appointed (all missionaries in negros) is to update the ward records. so we've been going to a lot of houses and finding names and people who have moved and then going back to the church to update the records. we did that for a while until the stake or bishopric disallowed us from going on the computer. i understand the reasoning, they need to have the computers secured and access limited, to avoid viruses and unauthorized access. but who is more trustworthy than the people who wear the church's name tag on their chest everyday?

not only that, but the ward hasn't updated their records for years, which gave me and elder woodford a lot of work to do. our recent baptisms have been put in by the mission office, but the ward baptisms still haven't been updated from months ago and maybe never will. not only that, but when asking for records from the ward clerk, he didn't even know how to use the program properly to find what i needed. i had to get on the computer myself to show him how to do it. we had ward council about it and have worked out a "solution" but it would be much easier and efficient if missionaries were allowed access to the records and the chapel. in order for us to help them, they need to help us.

last week, it rained pretty hard and it was flooded so i walked though a bunch of dirty water. i really wish i had some water proof shoes. mold is growing on my shoes... literally. this isn't a movie quote or anything, i literally have mold growing in my shoes and it's not like i can just go to the store and buy a new size 13-14 shoe. i'm on an island here where 99% of native people have shoe sizes smaller than 11.

my mind has been going back towards home for the past few days. i have great confidence in america's security systems but attacks could come from anywhere. and today (for America September 11, 2011) marks the ten year anniversary of the day that thousands of innocent American citizens died in an unprovoked attack by a bunch of psychopaths who hijacked four planes and flew two of them into the world trade center. i only hope that today is a peaceful day in America, and that no one will be harmed by any acts of terrorism on American soil, and that there will be no repeated attacks on America by cowards too afraid to show their faces.

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Sept 4, 2011

silly scripture of the week is Job 39:9

well the bishopric is pretty helpful for the most part. i never realized how much they do do until elder woodford explained how in the wilderness areas they don't do anything. the real help of the ward has come from the ward missionaries who do a tremendous amount of work with us. we've gotten really close and that's the way how it should be in every ward.

last week, for p-day we went bowling and ate pizza with the ward missionaries. we went to the bowling lanes which was in our area. there is a legitimate one outside of our area but the one that we went to was one of those old school alleys where they put the pins up by hand. and the bowling balls were about the size of shot puts and the pins were about the size of a 1 liter bottle of soda. i didn't win at all, Mud Dogs won it, 30 to 27. but it was one of those fun memories that i'll have.

so right now i'm pretty broke. (don't worry i didn't spend any money at the bowling alley, it was all free) but it is hard to come by money when you're broke. maybe someone could send a care package with a few bills in it..

the more i learn about other church ideas and beliefs, the more i know that this church is true, and that other churches have gone far away from the truth. take for instance, the baptists that i talked about last week. the bible verse that they base their whole belief on contradicts one of their main beliefs. John 3:16 - For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. they believe that all you need for salvation is faith in jesus christ, and that jesus christ and heavenly father are the same person. but the verse that they memorize clearly states "son" (also read acts 7:55-56). Not only that but if you look only a few inches away from that verse on the page right next to it, it says that you need to be baptized in order to be saved. John 3:5 - Jesus answered, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born of water and of the Spirit, he cannot enter into the kingdom of God. (also see James 2:17-26)

i've also learned that god doesn't want us to dance and sing to worship him, or pretend that we have devils in our body and that someone is expelling them, or to crucify ourselves, or to worship a statue of him, or to burn incense and wave it around. i'll try to be a guide for them, but if they don't want to listen, let them worship how, where, or what they may and i'll do the same.

so i've made a list of scriptures that would be helpful to know if you are preparing to go on a mission and would be easy to use in situations such as these. of course, there are better resources available (like my missionary pal), but this is pretty much the basics. Matthew 7:13-14,21, 15:14, 16:19, 28:18-20, Mark 16:15-16, Luke 6:16,39, 13:1-5, John 3:5, 3:16, 14:6,12,15,21,26, 15:16, 20:17, Acts 2:38-42, 7:55-56, Galatians 1:6-12, 6:7-8, James 1:22-25, 2:14-26, Romans 2:13, Ephesians 2:20, 4:5, Hebrews 5:4,10, Amos 3:7. they are pretty useful.

well i've been able to forgive and forget from last week (the 3 people being baptized). in order for me to be forgiven, i need to forgive others. even going so far as to forgive and forget, for that is the way that Jesus forgives us. for if we don't forgive and hold onto those bad feelings, in us stands the greater sin. i've been in the mood of writing down scripture so i'll add a few good ones on forgiveness. if you want to learn more about it, read the miracle of forgiveness. i haven't read it yet but i've read passages from it. (Matthew 18:23-35, Mark 16:15-16, Colossians 3:13, D&C 58:42, 64:9-11, Isaiah 1:18.)

i've forgiven them and our area has been divided to keep from having any controversy or conflicts or contention. our area has been divided and Elder Woodford and I want to keep it divided from the other companionship so no problems arise. the other companionship is pushing to try to make the entire area free to roam in. but from counsel from the Assistants to the President and from past experience, we feel that keeping the area divided is the best course of action. we want what's best for the area and we would really like a stronger missionary presence in our area to help the people there. but it would only cause more conflict.

killed another rad roach today. also watched a traffic cop dancing in the street. like Spongebob.

August 29, 2011

silly scripture of the week is Luke 17:32
sister Ina finally had her baby. She named him Timothy. in case you forgot, she was the baptism where i baptized her while she was pregnant.
today marks my 8 month mark, 8 months ago, i walked into the MTC and started my mission. 8 months have passed and i still have 16 to go. so if you're sagad (good) at math or if you have a calculator. that means that i am 1/3 the way done with my mission. boy how the time flies and goes by really slowly at the same time!
we finally got a new filter. but it's different than what we had. before, we had a 3 stage filter. now it's only a one stage filter. it doesn't fit properly though, so we had to rig it up as best we could to the old filter system to make it work. the water doesn't smell as bad as it used to, but it still kinda smells... whatever, it's better than what we did have. we also got a new propane stove. this one isn't broken and probably won't explode.
so the bananas on the banana tree in our yard finally ripened up. it took like 5 months of waiting until those things were ripe. they're way different than bananas back at home though. there are a few different types, but the most common are three types. tiny, straight and fat, and almost banana size. the tiny ones are sweet, the straight and fat ones taste like a potato, and the almost banana ones are sorta bitter but are the closest thing to a banana back home. in the house, we have the tiny ones. every day, i take one off (they ripen one by one) and eat it. it made me realize that there is just so much random fruit everywhere here. like, i walk down the street and without even slowing down or stopping i'll pick some fruit off of a tree and eat it while walking. this is still the city though so it's not like i'm in a jungle or anything. now i wish our mango tree would actually grow mangoes and that our jack fruit tree wasn't a jack fruit tree because jack fruit sucks. i'm also thinking bout planting a pepper plant. i don't need to water it or do anything for it, it'll just grow like everything else here. it's got enough rain water to keep it alive, even if it isn't even planted in dirt. (literally, we have this plant that's just hanging on a clothes like, no pot, just a plant and it's been alive the past 5 months) it'll be way different coming back to america where i won't be able to either pick it from the tree or buy it from a portable street vendor (they have trikes with food on them)
well last week was alright. we spent a few more days at home because Elder Woodford had a huge boil in his arm. it was really bad and he had to get some medicine for it. even so, we were still able to find a lot of new people. we've changed our area of focus so that we can find people in banago (which is where the nicer beach is)
on Sunday, (your Saturday night) i was walking on a really nice beach (because no one lived there and it wasn't filled with trash) so we picked up shells and taught some people over there. I've taught people on the beach before but this was one of those times where you can really see the beauty in island life. it's simple but beautiful.
the people who we taught were members but very inactive and they had went back to their baptist church around 7 years ago. when we taught them, it was really interesting to listen to their questions. all of them were easily answered from the bible. for instance, many people believe that faith is all we need to be saved. we turned to about 3 scriptures where it explains simply that faith without work is dead. that we need to be baptized in order to receive remission of our sins. and that we need to obey the commandments of god in order to be worthy to enter into the kingdom of heaven. sometimes i wonder if people actually read the bible, or if they just listen to their preacher. but seeing as how they believe that they don't need to do anything but believe in Christ to be saved, i'd assume that they don't. otherwise, they would be able to see that all of those religious ideas are false. and that they're wrong colonel sanders, mama's right.
this got me thinking as to what else would be a help for people preparing to go on a mission. really, the best things to prepare to serve a mission is
1.) be fixed on your purpose, for Satan will try you, the weight of your calling he perfectly knows.
2.) work with missionaries as much as possible. this will give you hands on experience. and do it more than once a week. it will help you learn how to teach people in a loving way
3.) study the doctrine, there are many false ideas out there. sometimes, even members get confused in the doctrine and what is necessary for salvation.
4.) teach the doctrine to family or friends who are members or returned missionaries. they will help you to teach it simply yet effectively, so that even a child could understand.
there are still more things that i could put down, like buy shirts with a bigger neck collar so it doesn't itch while your walking in the hot sun or buy shoes that are waterproof. but i'll leave that for later.
so awhile back, i was upset about something... in our ward, there are two missionary companionships. at first, it was all fine and dandy because we are on the same team. but slowly, it stop being same team and started being opposite teams doing there own thing, trying to get more numbers. so their companionship started doing sneaky stuff such as asking for members to work with them on days that they were scheduled to work with us. sometimes asking them to show them around in areas where me and Elder Woodford had investigators. had scheduled dinner appointments without our knowledge. had eaten food at the church without saving us any (when we saved them some and even brought it back home to them). had been visiting referrals from members whom were talking to both companionships. so it kinda got to the point where the other elders had been entering into secret combinations. Elder woodford and i had done our best to not be sneaky like they were and to give them a lot more than what we were taking. but it got to the point where we decided just to split the area in half for both companionships to work in different areas. we split it across the river which runs through 5th ward. things were working out good from there until we had a big huge slap in the face. after the split, the Assistants to the President had promised us a referral because we had been giving them a few referrals in 3rd ward (both mine and Elder Woodford's old area). we told the other elders that we were expecting a referral from the APs and we even told them in what area it was supposed to be in (on our side of the boundaries). so the other Elders knew that the referral was meant for us and was in our area and that we knew that it was supposed to arrive. but it never did. The other elders at the time, were going to the office to pick up supplies, so they had gotten our cargo and all that stuff. they could have easily given us our referral, but they chose to visit them, even knowing that it was not in their area nor meant for them. so now, those investigators are getting baptized. for a while, i was infuriated. but it took me some time to let my emotions dwindle so that i could be humble enough to tell myself "whatever, what's done is done. just be happy that they're being baptized, not mad that someone went behind your back in order to do it." hopefully i can learn to let things go. probably another thing that i can learn on my mission.
on a brighter note, i killed a radroach last night with a bb gun. took 10 shots to finish it, but i didn't go into VATS mode. Something was wrong with his medulla oblongata!

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Monday, August 22, 2011

body
silly scripture of the week is 19:26

well last week transfers came and went, even though it seemed as though i was transferring, the call is that i'm staying. it took forever for us to get transfer announcements (4 hours late, we played scrabble for a while) and apparently, there was an unexpected surprise that kept them busy. i think it was a few unaccounted new elders who president had to put in with zone leaders.

finally got a new water filter after 6 months of drinking from a filter that was black on the inside when it's supposed to be white.. now we have a single stage filter instead of three. they'll have to replace it more often, but i won't have to wait forever to get a clean #3 filter.

so last Sunday, elder woodford killed a giant toad. (apparently they're poisonous anyways) and all the kids in primary were upset at him for it. it was funny watching them yell at him for it. and i was like where is he? i was thinking of getting the body and having someone make a palete (travel money) pouch out of it. i already have a frog pouch but this one was HUGE so it woulda been a good one. but i figured i'd just see if there are any big ones next time at the market. the other frogs are probably gambling next to it's dead body.

this week, there was hardly any work done because i had LBM again. it was because i ate some meat the wasn't fully cooked. but i wanted meat, we've been starving. We ain't had nothing but maggoty bread for three stinking days! (not really but you know what i mean) so the next few days were spent on the toilet or in bed next to the toilet.

one of my favorite deserts here is actually quite simple to make, and is really good. it's called mango float. you need; a few mangoes, lots of graham crackers, condensed milk, cream, and if you want, you can put sugar (probably powdered). what you do is, you mix the mango, condensed milk, cream and sugar. you layer the graham crackers on a pan so that nothing can pass through, then you put the cream/condensed milk/mango/sugar mixture on top, lay back on the graham crackers, then the mixture until you have around 5 layers. then you freeze it. and enjoy.

well i better get going, storms coming...

Monday, August 15, 2011

August 15, 2011

silly scripture of the week is Hosea 7:11

Ladies and gentlemen, can I please hove your attention? I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. And I need all of you to stop what you're doing and listen. if anyone wants to send hot tamales or beef jerky, that would be very much appreciated. thank you.
 
for the zone activity last week, it was alright. it was not effectively planned (or planned at all for that matter) and could have been much better if we just had our regular preparation-day. i sat inside a two story chapel (they have a few of those here) sitting next to the Air Conditioner the whole time trying to get a nap in. so it wasn't a huge waste, just a really big one. maybe next time we'll be allowed to go to the beach, or we can plan for the bowling alley or explore the island.
 
but the night was a pretty good one anyways, so it made up for the wasted afternoon. we had a Family Home Evening at the mission home, with President Tobias and his family. we also had a few recent converts and investigators there (it was for them) it was a really nice evening and dinner. we ended the night by celebrating Elder Reidhead's birthday burning the giant pile of trash that we had accumulated over the past few transfers. (like 3-4 months)
 
Well last week, i forgot to write down a few baptisms. how could i have forgotten such an important event? because i didn't write it down. one thing that you learn on your mission is how to remember things. (HINT: you don't, you write it down) and also how to be more organized so you don't forget the hundreds of people whom you come into contact with and what you've taught them. or whom you've baptized this week. it helps to manage stress as well when your organized.
 
i had 4 baptisms this last week. Elder Woodford baptized lovely Rose Boracio Glaraga. I baptized Angelica Bernadas Deseo, Ana May Bernadas Deseo and Rhoann Bernadas Deopita. there are still more people here in Fifth ward being prepared, but transfers are coming up soon... so we'll have to see what happens.
 
During my stay in fifth ward, i've led 14 people into the waters of baptism, and i've become very close with every one of them. it's going to be really sad to leave. this week has really seemed like it would be my last week here in fifth ward. i'm not sure if i'll be transferring or not but the general feel is that i will be transferring soon. this ward has been a great place for me, there are a lot of great people whom ive led into the waters of baptism. But the reason why there were so many was because the members are wonderful and they've done so much missionary work and have helped out in so many ways. when i come back here, fifth ward will be the first place for me to visit, without a doubt.

August 8, 2011

silly scripture of the week is 1 kings 18:27-28

so i've been eating as much as i can lately and i still don't ever gain any weight. it's kinda nice for my looks but probably unhealthy. it's because i am always working as hard as i can and it wears me out. lately, i've been really stressed out (a mission is stressful, who woulda guessed) so it's kinda affected me physically. mainly, it's made me really skinny.

the other day, elder apao (an elder in the other companionship in 5th ward) got hit by a trike which was parked and got hit by a truck. he's ok though. his companion (elder reidhead) had his birthday the other day, and we decided to have a bonfire. so elder woodford bought some diesel and poured it on the big trash pile in the back that we've been waiting to burn. (because it was raining and it was all still wet) and the gas blew up in his face like a firecracker. he's good, he wasn't hurt. the pile didn't light though. we'll need to try again later tonight. this time record it from a safe distance.

elder woodford found out that for rats, a plunger is an efficiently deadly weapon. it traps the rat and then the rat gets plunged to death. he likes to get them with the plunger. that was the sixth rat we've killed and we have become exceedingly efficient at it.

in the philippines, they kind of disregard the commandment of "graven images" so they worship statues of jesus or mary a lot. and they also call jesus "papa jesus" it leads to a lot of strange traditions and rituals (such as people crucifying themselves) one thing that is cool about it is the pictures they make, like a smiling jesus. i've literally never seen a picture of jesus just smiling until i came here.

another thing about the Philippines is that everyone is always late so we schedule our baptism services for 2:30, fully aware that it won't start until around 3:30 or 4:00. and we tell everyone that our meetings are at 1:30 and we end up getting there at 2:00 and we are still the first ones there.


well i gotta go, i have a zone activity that i gotta go to and then a Family home evening at the mission home tonight at 6:00 (7:30 probably)

Thursday, August 4, 2011


















July 31, 2011

Silly Scripture of the week is Proverbs 28:15

i'm down to 180 lbs, weird...

so our water filter is nasty. also our water is disgusting. we have been drinking tainted water for a while and there doesn't seem to be a set date when we'll have clean water. because they haven't ordered new water filters for our house for months, our water literally smells like feces... it doesn't matter though, i'm sure that i have a million amoebas by now from drinking water from chungys. (house window store type things) just had to get that off my chest, it gets annoying how nothing we have works properly and we have to bug the office elders forever to get replacement things or try to fix it ourselves when the missionary health guide say "do not risk your health or safety to save money" and "ask for a replacement" like our filter, FUEL BURNING STOVE, rice cooker, fans, toilet...

this is just one of many things that you will learn on a mission, patience. and also how to survive with limited resources.

well i think that i could write a few things down this week to help prepare friends back home preparing for a mission. things will probably be a little different depending on where you go, and if you head to the Philippines, i could get really in depth about what you need to do but these i think would be the basics.

SPIRITUALLY: avoid temptation, Satan will tempt you big time no matter what before your mission. he will try everything to keep you from going. even if you think you're good, he could throw you a curve ball the night before you leave.

READ: PMG (Preach My Gospel), Our search for happiness, our Heritage, Jesus the Christ, true to the faith.

WATCH: The District 1, The District 2

MEMORIZE: Our Purpose (PMG pg 1), 1st vision (PMG pg 37), D&C 4, Baptism invitation (PMG pg 40), Baptism Prayer.

STUDY: Preach my Gospel Chapters 3,8,10

when leaving for the MTC:

Bring: Grooming kit, lot's of shoes and socks.

don't bring: Umbrella, backpack, blanket, more than 1 towel, jeans, sweater, books, binder, alot of; shampoo, soap, shaving creme.
you shouldn't bring a lot of things to the MTC because you may have to dump it or send it home. sending things home from the MTC is actually pretty cheap, i sent 30lbs worth of stuff home and it cost me 7 dollars. but excess luggage fees run around 100 dollars. if you go to Bacolod, throw away ALL of your Tagalog books at the MTC you won't ever use Tagalog ever again. and pack your luggage under 40lbs. in the MTC, you can easily get soap or shampoo from the free boxes lying in every residence hall. and there are about 4 boxes on each floor and 4 floors in each hall. or you can buy stuff from the bookstore (they give you 6 dollars every week). if you bring it with you, you might toss it when your about to leave.
you can probably practice the teaching process. which is really just an unwritten process from Preach My Gospel:
  1. How to Begin Teaching (pg 176)
  2. Follow Up (pg 200)
  3. Teach people not lessons (pg 182)
    1. ask inspired questions (pg 183)
    2. Listen (pg 185)
    3. Resolve Concerns (pg 187)
    4. Teach Doctrine (ch 3)
  4. Commitment (ch 11)
    1. Ask direct Questions (pg 197)
    2. Promise Blessings (pg 197)
    3. Testify (pg 198)
  5. Close with Prayer
  6. Reading Assignment (pg 190)
  7. Return Appointment

July 24, 2011

silly scripture of the week is THE ENTIRE SONG OF SOLOMON

well this week has been alright.there isn't much to update on. apparently i have a big nose because about 5 people have said that out of the blue.

apparently rockport shoes are really durable. if anyone wants to send anything just message me.

Monday, July 18, 2011

July 18, 2011

silly scripture of the week is 1st Kings 3:24

hopefully we'll have a few baptisms by the end of the month. we have a few people ready for it.

so this week there hasn't been much rain it's back to being really hot again. but i'm kinda getting more used to it. the heat and salty air are hard to get used to though. the air and rain really destroys everything here. everything rusts in like a week because it's so close to the sea. (my area is pretty much what Americans would call the beach.) which destroys buildings really quick. the chapel has been being renovated this entire time that I've been here. i'm not sure if that's normal, but it think if it's not constantly being fixed, it'll break down because of the weather.

this time around though, i'm alright because i've already experienced the heat and gotten used to it and i've lost a lot of weight so it's helped to ease the burden. when i first got here, it was really unbearable and i wanted to leave but it just took some time to adjust. the ward has really helped me to enjoy my stay here. they work really hard to help with missionary efforts. they'll go out working with you for like 5 hours and they'll feed you a lot. i didn't really realize how good of a ward this was until elder woodford told me about his other areas. out in the bukid (jungle mountain areas)

there was an earthquake this week here. it was in the middle of the night and the bed and house were swaying a bit. i didn't wake up to quickly to it because i use earplugs and earmuffs while i sleep but it lasted for like 20 seconds and then we went back to sleep.

Elder Woodford pointed out that all the Arizonans in this mission are big (like at least 6'0") i didn't realize that until recently. that probably somehow factors into why i was sent here. who knows, maybe jake will be sent here as well and i'll be his trainer. (long shot though)

i spoke last week about being "blessed." well there is this one kid who really likes shaking missionary's hands and he's been doing that since i first came into fifth ward. (he's like 2) but now he's also blessing us. it's funny because you normally only do that to the elderly. not only that but at a party, he was crying because of something and me and elder woodford walked up to him and shook his hand and he blessed us while he was crying.







July 11, 2011

silly scripture of the week is Isaiah 34:7

well last week i had LBM for the first time. i guess it was the 7 up two liter that i drank. apparently 7 up is bad right now, they don't recal them if they're bad though. not here at least. so iwas in bed for a few days sitting close to the toilet. surprisingly, it wasn't that bad. it wasn't something that i would wish on anyone though. not even if there was a fire!

so one thing about the philippines is that there are random people welding everywhere. out in the middle of the street. Sister Tobias told me to go to an eye doctor about getting a check up on my eye (which had the retina detach because i got punched in the eye by a gorilla and i had it surgically reattached in high school) and to see if they have eye glasses that block the UVs but aren't sunglasses. i'll do that this week.

something cool that they do to show respect here is they "bless" you during handshakes. really, they just put their forehead to your hand while they are shaking it. i've been blessed a few times already but normally by either girls or kids. i've also done it back to them for fun. there was this one crazy guy (literally crazy) who blessed me, it was interesting.


well that's it for now. i have a few e-mails to write.

Sunday, July 3, 2011

July 4, 2011

silly scripture of the week is Genesis 19: 30-38.

well i've had 10 baptisms before my six month mark (11 if you count jureyna's baby). i wish i could include pictures right now but i'm uploading them to photobucket and i also need to get a few other pictures from my old companion.

but the names of those whom i've had the privilege to baptize are

Jeau Budaca Nugpo

Riaphen Sarosa Catalan

Roy Ryan Bernales

Jureyna Andren Villanueva

Hermann Suarez Jison

Charina Apsay Mendoze

Angela Nombre Bonza

Natasha Suarez Roquero

Nico Navarra Amihan

Lourdes Forrosuelo Atim Jumanguin

so far, my stay in fifth ward has been great. if i transfer (which i probably won't because i talked to president) i will be sad to leave all the wonderful members and all of the people whom i have baptized. this ward really has been a blessing. i have been very close to President Tobias, mainly because the mission home is in our boundaries. he's in our ward and his son has gone on splits with us and we even taught brother Hermann at the mission home. i'm hope that i was able to strengthen this ward and make it better.

i've also learned a few things about my island. it the southernmost island that Americans are allowed on because below us is where all the Muslims are and they kidnap Americans. not only that, on my island they have the boundary where it splits. so there are some places in my mission that they won't send me to because it's too dangerous. don't worry, i'm safe here. not only that, i'm too big for them.

June 27, 2011

silly scripture of the week is 2nd Kings 2:23-24. but instead of saying what they say, they are saying "hey joe"

one more baptism this week. her name is Lourdes Forrosuelo Atim Jumanguin. (the name is probably different now) we had her get married the day before her baptism because it was a live in (there are a lot of live ins in the Philippines) and the bishop who performed the wedding arrived AN HOUR AND A HALF LATE!!!! who does that?!?!? seriously... to a wedding... some people are extremely rude. but she's married now and baptized. which brings the total to 10 baptisms and just before my 6 month mark too.

one thing that they do about the names (which makes a lot of sense) is that they take the wife's maiden name and make it her middle name after marriage and they do the same with the kids. i'm thinking that i might do that when i get married.

so i'm down to 200 lbs. which is more than i was a few weeks ago. so i think that i've kinda leveled out a bit. i might have been a bit dehydrated that one day that i was 190. but i've gotten skinny, it's nice because i still have my muscles for now at least. many people have noticed that i've gotten skinnier but that's probably because i got fat in the

for packages, many people have had a hard time figuring out what to send me. i've recently received a package from my mom that had a few things that really didn't help... so i've made a list of things to ask yourself (mom) before sending.

can he buy it here? if so, then send money instead.

is it useful?

does it take up a lot of space?

is the price i'm paying for it worth the shipping cost?

can include anything else such as pictures or letters?

can i shove more stuff in the package somehow?

can i save room somehow?

does he already have it?

will he be able to use it?

is it good enough quality to work?

will he need something else to use it?

will he have the stuff needed?

he washes all his clothes by hand, will it be ok?

will it be helpful?

will it brighten his day?

will the things i'm sending last?

are the things i'm sending durable?

he will be walking all day, in rain and mud and dead things... is it durable?

are you sure?

be sure not to include top ramen. i don't need that, i'm in asia i have enough noodles. make sure that the things you are sending are durable, like socks. those should be VERY DURABLE. if you have any doubt, feel free to E-mail me about it. or you can also ask a nearby elder or return missionary. and please, write me before sending to see if i have or need it.

June 20, 2011

silly scripture of the week is Ezra 8:3. this is a good scriptures for missionaries to use when they are "dear john-ed"

another baptism this week, his name is Nico Navarra Amihan.

this week, i learned that rooster fights is not only legal but a big sport here. we've been trying to help the Roquero family (we baptized all but the father and son who is 3) and i told elder woodford that the way to his heart would be through his chickens. and it was. he talked to us for an hour and we really had a trust building activity where we would give him the opportunity to hear our message. hopefully that works out, not only that but his wife's family is very active.

i've really been wanting a missionary pal from amazon, i am currently borrowing a member's missionary pal and it's really good to use in lessons. i've been trying to buy one online but it's a lot of time and effort to make the account and to find it and do all that stuff when i only have a limited amount of time on the internet. i was wondering if anyone with an amazon account (todd) or anyone who could find it could message me and possibly buy it for me from amazon (just put my package address as the ship to address) and i'll pay them back.

also, when i write down things that would be good to send, such as pants or other essentials. if you message me, i can specify exactly what i need. for instance, my waste size is 42 inches and my length is 32 inches. also, my shoe size is 13-14. my shirt neck size is 17 1/2. and if anyone who wants to send something in a package needs additional information, don't hesitate to ask. thank you. but the best gift would probably be a donation to my mom so that she can put it into my personal fund. that way i can just buy what i need here instead of wait for something to arrive that would cost the sender a bunch of money from shipping. (like a new umbrella)

also, letters should probably be sent international (with an international stamp) to the address for packages. pouch mail sucks, don't use it. i'll literally never get the letter.

i would just like to state for the record that every one of my companions has stated that i belch the loudest that anyone has ever burped. and that they have all been amazed by this fact.

well, this week has been pretty normal, so i don't know what to do with my hands. i guess i'll just go finish off my P-day at SM (short for super market, it's like a mall)

June 13, 2011

silly scripture of the week is JOB 39:20



i guess this week will be a short update because nothing has really happened recently.




1 baptism this week. her name is Natasha Suarez Roquero, she was really good. also, a correction from before. Anea Nombre Bonza is the name of the last baptism. not angela lornel (father's name) also, i've started to include all baptisms in my count even if my companion baptized them or if their father or friend did it.




ok so shipping is way expensive here and i don't want anyone to spend a lot of money on me. so i have figured that it may be cheapest to buy something online for me and just to put my address into the shipping information so that it just gets mailed straight to me.




ok, so i'm also making up a list of movies and music and games that i'll need to play when i get home: right now, here are a few bands.




Cartel

Secondhand Serenade

Relient K

Paramore

A Day To Remember

Taking Back Sunday

Yellowcard

All Time Low

Never Shout Never

Forever The Sickest Kids

Anarbor

Plain White Tees

All American Rejects

Cute Is What We Aim For

The Format

Jack's Mannequine

Green Day

Blink 182

Alkaline Trio

Hawthorne Heights

Fall Out Boy

The Scene Aesthetic

My Chemical Romance

Scary Kid Scaring Kids

The Starting Line

System Of A Down

FM Static

Hellogoodbye

30 Seconds to Mars

Senses Fail

Papa Roach

My Darkest Hour

Metro Station

Jimmy Eat World

Dashboard Confessional

John Mayer

Death Cab For Cutie

Boys Like Girls

The Click Five

Fergie

Taylor Swift

Killers

3 days Grace

3 Doors Down

Foo Fighters

Something Corporate

303

Gm Class Heros

Sweatshop Union