Monday, February 27, 2012

February 27, 2012

silly scripture of the week is Deuteronomy 22:11-12

now, here is where i talk about a few of the silly scriptures that i have used. many of these verses are silly because of the depravity of the ancient israelites at the time and hence, the lord had to give them strict laws. some are silly because of translations, as someone who is bilingual, translation are definitely sometimes tricky because languages are very different in more than just the words, but also structure and meaning. many of these scriptures seem unrelated to the gospel (and truly they are) and are sometimes very silly, but they are still scripture none the less. (except for the song of solomon that's not) wearing certain clothing administered by the lord is not something silly or new. many of these commandments are very symbolic and the deeper meaning can be known only through deep study of the scriptures. for jesus himself said (when speaking to his apostles) that "Unto you it is given to know the mystery of the kingdom of God: but unto them that are without, all these things are done in parables" so there are many secrets hidden by the lord so that they can be revealed to us. the world around us is full of symbols you are looking at symbols right now. a few lines put together make a letter, a few letters put together make a word, a few words put together make a thought. it is through these small symbols that we build big thoughts.and by very small means the Lord doth confound the wise and bringeth about the salvation of many souls. as we look at symbols in the bible, we need not suppose that these symbols cannot be used in today's' application. i have also included an excerpt from preparing to enter into the holy temple.

On one occasion one of the brethren was invited to speak to the faculty and staff of the Navy Chaplains Training School in Newport, Rhode Island. The audience included a number of high-ranking naval chaplains from the Catholic, Protestant, and Jewish faiths.

In the question-and-answer period one of the chaplains asked, “Can you tell us something about the special underwear that some Mormon servicemen wear?” The implication was, “Why do you do that? Isn’t it strange? Doesn’t that present a problem?”

To the chaplain who made the inquiry he responded with a question: “Which church do you represent?” In response he named one of the Protestant churches.

He said, “In civilian life and also when conducting the meetings in the military service you wear clerical clothing, do you not?” The chaplain said that he did.

He continued: “I would suppose that that has some importance to you, that in a sense it sets you apart from the rest of your congregation. It is your uniform, as it were, of the ministry. Also, I suppose it may have a much more important place. It reminds you of who you are and what your obligations and covenants are. It is a continual reminder that you are a member of the clergy, that you regard yourself as a servant of the Lord, and that you are responsible to live in such a way as to be worthy of your ordination.”

He then told them: “You should be able to understand at least one of our reasons why Latter-day Saints have a deep spiritual commitment concerning the garment. A major difference between your churches and ours is that we do not have a professional clergy, as you do. The congregations are all presided over by local leaders. They are men called from all walks of life. Yet they are ordained to the priesthood. They hold offices in the priesthood. They are set apart to presiding positions as presidents, counselors, and leaders in various categories. The women, too, share in that responsibility and in those obligations. The man who heads our congregation on Sunday as the bishop may go to work on Monday as a postal clerk, as an office worker, a farmer, a doctor; or he may be an air force pilot or a naval officer. By our standard he is as much an ordained minister as you are by your standard. He is recognized as such by most governments. We draw something of the same benefits from this special clothing as you would draw from your clerical vestments. The difference is that we wear ours under our clothing instead of outside, for we are employed in various occupations in addition to our service in the Church. These sacred things we do not wish to parade before the world.”

He then explained that there are some deeper spiritual meanings as well, connecting the practice of wearing this garment with covenants that are made in the temple. We wouldn’t find it necessary to discuss these—not that they are secret, he repeated, but because they are sacred.

The garment, covering the body, is a visual and tactile reminder of these covenants. For many Church members the garment has formed a barrier of protection when the wearer has been faced with temptation. Among other things it symbolizes our deep respect for the laws of God—among them the moral standard.

i will change subjects now. many people have tried to disprove the book of Mormon by very clever means and a lot of the time, very idiotic means. but for each and every argument, it has withstood the test of time. many of the old arguments that i have heard are now obsolete. people laugh about horses on the american continent because everybody knows that the Spanish brought horses to the Americas. but not everyone knows that before that, there is evidence of horses living and then gradually becoming extinct before the Spanish arrived. some laugh at translation mistakes but no one remembers all the incorrect words in the bible, for instance, i have created a long list of scriptures which show bad translations in my silly scriptures. when i get home, i would invite anyone to try to disprove my religion and then i will tear apart theirs and show how what they believe is little more than smoke and mirrors. and that the catholic church is little more than a false church which has VERY far away from the truth. i could spend more time going into detail about things like this but i must get going.

well for this week, there is no real news. just been working on helping ALOT of less active members return to church. there's talk of me going into the office, i'm not sure what yet though. maybe i'll step up soon. but it's still just talk right now, nothing is finalized.

sometime this week, i found out that most American missionaries have embraced the Filipino culture of bathroom etiquette. meaning that they don't use toilet paper, "oh well when in rome." i propose this question though, if you can buy it every week, why not use it. and why also do you use your hands to eat as well. check and mate. as for me, i will still use toilet paper and kitchen utensils. for people preparing to go on a mission, either prepare yourself in advance, or make a promise to yourself that you will continue to utilize proper hygienic procedures. like i did. all you need to do is plan in advance.

one thing that annoys me is that people are still like children here. it is true that many are children raised by children with very little schooling. but that is no excuse for not having any manners. many people make fun of my accent, obviously i'm an american, i'm not native, so i will speak a little differently. many also grab things out of people's hand without even asking. like a child grabbing a toy from his sibling. even adults do this. a lot of the time the thing that they are grabbing at is a very expensive and very delicate thing like a camera. then they fight over it when it's not even theirs and it ends up breaking. advice to prepare for a mission, get used to things like this.

February 20, 2012

silly scripture of the week is Dueteronomy 22:5

this week, i had the privilege to baptize Jay-Ar Datiles Donato and Claudette Dominique Seva Monton and Elder Reyes baptized Joshua Seva Monton.

so as a little clarification, MT Kanlaon is the active volcano on th eisland if anyone wants to know.

something funny that happened last week. my companion receive a letter from his girlfriend back at home. it was a dear john, the main reason for breaking up was that she "needed space" which brings up the question, how much space does she need? 500 miles and one letter a week is too suffocating for her?!?!? for anyone planning on breaking up with someone on a mission or in the armed services, do not use the stupid "i need space excuse" it's rude and it's an obvious lie and shows just how little respect that person has for the other.

for people planning on going on a mission.
i haven't tried it but prickly heat powder might help for the prickly heat.
also, if i haven't already said this, read "first twelve weeks" it is basically the training for missionaries

for people sending packages. please include a detailed list of things inside the package (and put it inside the package) this will help curb elders from taking stuff out of packages. this is because the supply manager is palagput gid. what this mean is that he doesn't know what he's doing. also, many things are sent in packages, not all of these things are useful. sometimes, when sending a package, it is best not to include things which are made in china and are prone to breaking. it would be best to include strong resilient things which can withstand shipment.

in mission news. it is now forbidden to tract. some people may not understand this so i will explain. i no longer have to talk to everyone i see and ask them if i can share to them. i only can share to members, meaning inactive members. also,zone activities are now no longer allowed. stupid missionaries ruining things for the rest of us. there are a lot of dungle (disobedient) missionaries in my mission which ruin everything for everyone.

February 13, 2012

silly scripture of the week is Leviticus 19:14

well last week, the earthquake that i talked about was a 6.9 magnitude earthquake where around 40 people died. i wasn't in the epicenter (40 miles away) but the earthquake was still very strong where i am. there have also been about 30 aftershock quakes in the past week. but they seemed to have stopped. apparently it is a new fault line which was just created. also, i mentioned that the volcano on the island is inactive, but it is actually active. it just hasn't exploded or anything like that.

last transfer, i have heard (but not confirmed) that Bacolod was the top baptizing mission in the Philippines. i'm not sure yet but will find out sooner or later. we have been sitting at number 2 for the past 5 transfers or so, so it's about time.

speaking of baptisms, this week i had the privilege of baptizing Joannalyn Intong Ecaranum, Rizza Intong Semana, and Arben Intong Pinon.

good foods that i will want to cook when i get home are
chicken adobo - chicken, soy sauce, vinegar, oil, pineapple, onion, garlic, bell pepper, bay leaf, peppercorn,
kaldereta - tomato paste, pork, potatoes, carrots, onions, garlic, bell peppers
bicol express - coconut, pork, onions, peppers
talong - eggplant, egg, fishpaste, onions, tomatoes
tinula - papaya, pork, chili, chili leaves, and some other stuff that i don't know because i forgot.

if you can figure out how to make them, that's roughly what the foods are like here. of course there are many many more others but these are my favorites.

one thing to prepare someone to go on a mission... get used to being stared at all the time. no matter where you go, for my whole mission, i've been stared at by everyone. not forr being a missionary, but for being white. sometimes it gets WAY annoying and you get frustrated and ticked off about everyone staring at you for no reason or little kids yelling obscenities at you. but when you get mad about it, well they'll obviously see you being angry and think that you're a jerk and then talk about you being a jerk. this hasn't happened too much because i just shrug it off, ignore them and keeping walking but it's taken a lot of time to get used to it. and even when you just ignore them, it doens't look good for you, they'll think of you as stuck up. you need to show love to everyone even someone is a stupid jerk to you. jesus summed it up perfectly that about this in Matthew 11:17-18

"For John came neither eating nor drinking, and they say, He has a demon. The Son of man came eating and drinking, and they say, Behold a man gluttonous, and a drunkard, a friend of tax collectors and sinners. But wisdom is justified of her children."

people will form their own opinion about you based on absolutely nothing. you don't need to do anything bad or wrong to make people think negatively of you. this is especially true of the quote i just used, if you eat a lot of if you refuse food, people will be jerks to you anyways.

also, bring a thermometer/thermostat when you go on a mission to see how hot it is everyday because it will be hot and you'll never have ac.

February 6, 2012

silly scripture of the week is Leviticus 16:8-10

well i'm still in himamaylan. i'm pretty sure that is through revelation or maybe of me asking president if i could stay. i am also still with elder reyes. this week i baptized Jovenal Roa Rocero.

a few nights back i ate a fruit called babana, it tasted pretty good even though it smells a little weird. i went to bed and woke up smelling something nasty, after a few seconds of contemplation, i found out that it was my own breath. i still like babana.

i have gotten in touch with my creative side and have become very resourceful when it comes to everyday living basically out of necessity. it's also a good way of recycling, like all the tire uses, in america, they just throw that stuff away but it's totally useful. like an animal watering bowl or a sign stand. basta, you learn to be creative. and you learn how to make a lot of things on your mission.

for pictures that future missionaries might want to include in their luggage:
the main purpose of these pictures is not to be trunky but rather to show to members and others what your life was like back at home. i happened to forget to bring any pictures at all. but just had some printed out here anyways.
things to bring/prepare before a mission
family (group single, glamour)
friends (group, single, events)
work (uniform, place, job)
house (exterior, interior)
vehicle (exterior, interior, touchscreen dash)
pets (cats, dogs)
school (exterior, interior, clubs)
sports (football, track, wrestling, team photo, action photo)
ex/girlfriends (only the pretty ones)
bestfriends (group, individual, glamour shots)
hobbies (skiing, paintballing, video games, snowboarding, skating, shooting, etc.)
landscape (arizona deserts, sunsets, saguaro cactus)
church (ward, members, building, activities)
social/special events (weddings, births, etc.)
fun trips (camping, amusement parks)
hanging out (whatever you like)
long hair (if you had long hair)


mini calendar(wallet size)
linux flashdrive
learn how to sew
white baptism slippers (rubber)
church DVD's
ipod with songs of worship
language books
laundry bag
make a waterproof scripture and planner case out of tape and cardboard
also, in the MTC, grab 2 planners before you leave. this will keep you from being left without one.

in other news, while i was writing this, fat mike rolled over in his bed and an earthquake shook the building and everybody booked it outside. i was the last one out because i was walking. surprisingly, i was actually really calm. i just let everyone run and fall over chairs in front of me while i walked out. i guess it was from all those annoying fire drills in school. it was funny watching the computer moniter shake, i thought all the computers were about to fall over and break. as soon as i walk out the door, i turn back around and said "tapos na" (it's done) and walked back inside. not too scary but just a lil reminder that i am on an island in the middle of the ocean with an inactive volcano... also, aftershock a few minutes after that. i didn't get out of my chair.

well back at home, there is some sad news but life goes on. my grandma died sometime in this past week. i'm not exactly sure what the cause was but it doesn't really matter. she was 88 years of age.. old people die, that's what happens when we get old. it's just another part of life. i'm sure that the doctors did everything they could to make her feel comfortable before she left this world. although i didn't know her too well, (she spoke Spanish) i will miss her. my fondest memory of her was we i was a about 3 feet tall and we were at my uncles house and i fell asleep next to her. i don't remember to much but i do remember that.

January 30, 2012

Silly scripture of the week is 1 nephi 13:22

hahpie birfdai to me hapy berthdeh to me happi borphdey dear elder johnson hoppe burfdow to me. i am now 21 years old. but i did pass that weird time barrier that stops time and reverses it back in america. kinda like that stargate that takes you into imaginationland. so i may technically be 20 years old still. if so, i would like to tell the younger me to not buy call of duty 2, it's just a copy of call of doody modern warfare. now that that's taken care of, on to business....

well i forgot the letters and the list again (letters from home and list of picture ideas) basta (anyways) the church is true.

i got no plans for my birthday. and nothing really new to talk about. transfers are coming up and i want to stay here in himamaylan because we have a few baptisms scheduled soon. hopefully i can stay! you stay classy world.


January 23, 2012

silly scripture of the week is Judges 14-16

well this week has been pretty uneventful. we had zone conference (we have zone conference every other transfer) where i got a few packages from home. thank you all for the support that you've given. i read the letters but i forgot to bring them to the internet cafe so i won't reply right now. but i will say that a good idea for a package is to fill a box full of letters. everyone always says that packages are better than letters but i always tell them that i receive a lot of packages but absolutely no letters. and that i would prefer to get just a package full of letters and pictures ( i still only have a few family and friend pictures even though i asked everyone to send them over a year ago, next week i will include picture ideas). also, thank you all for the letters and candies. i am munching on most of them. some i had to slurp... meaning they melted. in the Philippines, they don't believe in air conditioning. and it's hot, like phoenix in summer hot only humid and a few degrees lower. be careful what you put in the box because a bag or two might get broken in transit because they are not very careful with things.


also, if anyone needs reminding, and to avoid confusion, DON'T USE POUCH meaning don't ever send anything to the pouch address, it will literally never get to me because it WILL be sent back to you.

THIS IS THE POUCH ADDRESS: don't use it. as a matter of fact, it should be erased from my blog entirely. if you ever sent anything to me at this address, it never got to me and never will.

(WRONG ADDRESS)
Elder Alexander Lee Johnson
Philippines Bacolod Mission
POB 30150
Salt Lake City, UT 84130-0150

This is the address where things will actually be sent to me. in order to actually send a letter to me, you need to buy an international stamp first and then send it to this address. this address also works for packages.

(CORRECT ADDRESS)
Elder Alexander Lee Johnson
Philippines Bacolod Mission
PO Box 660
Bacolod City
6100 Negros Occidental
Philippines

if you have a hankering to use pouch, please be sure to follow the criteria for pouch. meaning; 1 piece of paper (no envelope) folded and taped. with the address written on the outer folded side. now that that's over with (hopefully i won't have to remind anyone again) let me continue.

useful things for a future missionary:
get a small collapsible umbrella with handle that curves so you can hang it on your...
shoulder bag, probably camel back or anything as long as it's not a backpack. it's too hot here for that.
at the MTC, get a second journal for a book of remembrance
get your ward list printed out before you leave
get stickers with your address and your families address printed out for letters
get a fabric pen to write your name on your clothes
get a plastic hard case luggage with built in locks (when you move, you sometimes stand out in the street waiting for a bus, and it may rain. also people are sometimes thieves so you have to be careful)

well i've also noticed that they make beautiful decorations out of things like capri sun bags or straw or cans. they recycle things and make them into good looking decorations rather than buy new ones at the store and throw them away after one use. something they could do in America for ward parties as long as they aren't having delusions of grandeur.

Jan 16, 2012

silly scripture of the week is Leviticus 18:22-23

it's always good to hear how people you taught got baptized in your past areas. it was my first transfer in fifth ward that i found and met the liper family. and almost a year later Windolyn Liper finally got baptized by elder Baradi. i was the first missionary that she had ever talked to and although i couldn't be at the baptism, it's fun to imagine what it was like. it's kinda like that for every former area that you have, you want to hear everything you can about it but you can't because your all the way in the middle of no where in another area. Rose Canete Olida and Raymond were also baptized in fifth ward right after i left and i wish i could have been there for their baptisms as well. for me, when i think about all the many people whom i've taught, it puts a smile on my face when i hear about just one who got baptized.

in terms of food, i just wanted to write down somewhere that i love bicol express and will miss it when i get home. (either pork, chicken or shrimp: cooked in coconut milk made from the coconut rinds, and chilis +onions+garlic+deliciousness) i've had it a bunch but here i've been able to eat it like 2 times a week. also i love mango float.

This week, i saw a man in a cage. my first thought was isn't this against his human rights. my next thought was he's probably in there for a good reason. he asked me if i had a key and i soon found out that he was crazy. it's important to note that he too is a child of god. with that being said, so far, i've seen a lot of crazy people here on this island. the thing is is that they can't do anything with them, they just live normal lives and maybe get put in a cage if they're the violent type.

the area presidency this week had a broadcast where they chastised the leadership of the church. i am one of those people who believe that the leadership in the Philippines really needs to step up. there are many basic things that they fail to do and because of their indifference to their responsibility, there is a huge ratio of inactive members.

things to help someone preparing to go on a mission:


this week i am very excited for a lot of our investigators. it's been a while since i've seen a "golden investigator" i kind of always thought that the only way to baptize people is to through hard work. but sometimes a golden investigator will find you. i love it when people come to church wanting to learn and asking questions and having a sincere desire to find the truth. there are many ways to support the truthfulness of the church but never a way to fully prove it to be true. there comes a point when we need to exercise faith. without faith, there is no miracle. if we have a perfect knowledge, there is no point to having faith because we know it. and even if we know it, we can still choose not to heed that knowledge, but faith stays with you.
get servicemen scriptures through your bishop, they are half the size of normal scriptures and are easier to carry.
if you can review "first 12 weeks" it is roughly the simplified MTC curriculum course guide but used in the field.
when you are in the feild, write down things that you see your senior do that you don't like, so that you won;t do them as a senior.
also, write down things that you do like, so that you can do them as a senior.
learn the doctrine.